Definitions by karlito

Flogging On 

Surfing the internet for some left-handed websites.

Flogging On by Karlito April 20, 2003

Greyhound 

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

Greyhound by Karlito April 20, 2003

Hand-To-Gland Combat 

A vigorous masturbating session.

Hand-To-Gland Combat by Karlito April 20, 2003

Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person

Salad Dodger by Karlito April 20, 2003

Swamp-Donkey 

A deeply unattractive woman

Swamp-Donkey by Karlito April 20, 2003

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself into it, you go,"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!

Monkey Bath by Karlito April 20, 2003

Beer Scooter 

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

Beer Scooter by Karlito April 20, 2003