kalamir Erick's definitions

Clincher

The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.

Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

Vertical Fur Taco

A big fat hairy pussy.

Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.

by kalamir Erick July 24, 2008

Flop Taco

A Pussy with Large Labia.

Holy fuck Mike, you should have seen the that bitches flop taco!

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005