kain's definitions

RKO

Very poor copy of Diamond Dallas Page's Diamond Cutter. Frequently botched by it's user, Randy Orton.

Orton went for the RKO, tripped, and blew another spot. Again.

by Kain December 18, 2004

Undertaker

The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.

The Undertaker will bury you alive...

by Kain May 8, 2004

Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 17, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Darth

A term used for a Sith Lord in the Star Wars Saga. When one becomes an apprentice of the Sith, he abandones his original name and takes a Sith name. The title Darth precedes the new name.

Sith Lords from the Star Wars Saga:

1. Darth Sidious (Master, Ep. I-VI)
2. Darth Maul (Apprentice, Ep. I)
3. Darth Tyranus (Apprentice, Ep. II-III)
4. Darth Vader (Apprentice, Ep. III-VI)

Vader (to Obi Wan): When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.

Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.

by Kain February 18, 2005

Team 3D

Formerly known as the Dudley Boyz. After being told not to use the Dudley name due to WWE's trademark, Bubba Ray and D-Von created this new name. After wrestling on the independent wrestling scene for a couple months, the two signed a deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. They soon after debuted on the October 1st episode of TNA iMPACT! as Brother Ray and Brother Devon, Team 3D.

Team 3D may be a sucky name, but they're still the Dudley Boyz at heart.

by Kain June 11, 2006

Michael Myers

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

by Kain October 16, 2004