31 definitions by kain

Michael Myers

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

by kain October 17, 2004

Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

by kain October 17, 2004

Bowen

to 'do a bowen' is to drink (very little) and pass out.

"im gonna do a bowen! urr ur urr!"

by kain January 17, 2005

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by kain November 1, 2004

callet

"You."

A word used to finish off a sentence addressed to a friend.

"Hey, what is up, callet?"

by kain December 11, 2003

reck-o-nawz

1. To be made aware.
2. To recognize.

f00, you bessa reck-o-nawz that HF stands for "Happy Fapper".

by kain July 18, 2003

Gene Snitsky

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

by kain November 1, 2004