kain's definitions

n00btron

See n00b.

"Omg, what a n00btron."
"You're the biggest n00btron I've ever met."

by Kain December 10, 2003

chunkadunk

An overly obese person.

A person with a large amount of fat on their body.

"Oh my gosh Michelle, you're larger than life! You're such a chunkadunk!"

by Kain July 1, 2004

jackalack

To be bored shitless and doing nothing at all.
Being lazy.

Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."

by Kain December 10, 2003

Undertaker

The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.

The Undertaker will bury you alive...

by Kain May 8, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Mordecai

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

by Kain May 23, 2004