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Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

by Kain October 16, 2004

Michael Myers

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

by Kain October 16, 2004

Money

The one true god of the earth.

God money I'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.

by Kain October 25, 2004

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Gene Snitsky

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

by Kain October 31, 2004

Scott Hall

One-half of the Outsiders, one of the most influential wrestling tag teams ever created. Founded the nWo with Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan.

Hey yo... Survey time!

by Kain November 15, 2004

Kevin Nash

One-half of the Outsiders, one of the most influential wrestling tag teams ever created. Founded the nWo with Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan.

Sweet Jesus, my quad!

by Kain November 15, 2004