kain's definitions

Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 17, 2004

Team 3D

Formerly known as the Dudley Boyz. After being told not to use the Dudley name due to WWE's trademark, Bubba Ray and D-Von created this new name. After wrestling on the independent wrestling scene for a couple months, the two signed a deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. They soon after debuted on the October 1st episode of TNA iMPACT! as Brother Ray and Brother Devon, Team 3D.

Team 3D may be a sucky name, but they're still the Dudley Boyz at heart.

by Kain June 11, 2006

callet

"You."

A word used to finish off a sentence addressed to a friend.

"Hey, what is up, callet?"

by Kain December 10, 2003

sports entertainment

The biggest curse word for people who are fans of professional wrestling (TNA, ROH, indy promotions).

Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."

Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"

by Kain August 7, 2005

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Gene Snitsky

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

by Kain October 31, 2004

Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

by Kain October 16, 2004