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Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 17, 2004

Dudley Boyz

A large wrestling group that originated in Extreme Championship Wrestling. Supposedly a gimmick created by wrestler Raven, the Dudleys were children of fabled wrestler Big Daddy Dudley and all of the ring rats he had slept with in different cities. Eventually Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Spike made their way to World Wrestling Entertainment while the other "brothers" faded away.

The three Dudleys continued in WWE for years until being released in the summer of 2005. Due to WWE copyrighting the gimmick, neither Bubba Ray (as he was renamed in WWE), D-Von or Spike were allowed to continue use of the names.

See Team 3D.

Despite having originated in ECW, the Dudley Boyz gimmick died in WWE due to Paul Heyman's fuck up.

by Kain September 30, 2005

Gene Snitsky

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

by Kain October 31, 2004

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Undertaker

The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.

The Undertaker will bury you alive...

by Kain May 8, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Team 3D

Formerly known as the Dudley Boyz. After being told not to use the Dudley name due to WWE's trademark, Bubba Ray and D-Von created this new name. After wrestling on the independent wrestling scene for a couple months, the two signed a deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. They soon after debuted on the October 1st episode of TNA iMPACT! as Brother Ray and Brother Devon, Team 3D.

Team 3D may be a sucky name, but they're still the Dudley Boyz at heart.

by Kain June 11, 2006