Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kaddy pies

totes brutes

when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.

girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.

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when you have no poker face. everything you say and do is written all over your face. you are basically captain obvious.

last night when i was out at the bar, i know that guy knew i thought he was busted, i had no gaga face.

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When a situation feels like a whirlwind of chaos. Or your mind is rapidly firing off too many thoughts and won't stop.

Last night was way too tornadous, I ran into my EX. I can't sleep babe, you know how tornadous my brain gets.

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laundry day clothes, clothes that you lounge around the house in

don't come over yet, I'm still in my woobie wear

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