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WOGDUMB

A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.

Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:

- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.

- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.

- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.

- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.

- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.

- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.

SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:

- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys

- Guido Hatsis

- George W. Bush

- Paris Hilton

- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)

- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:

"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"

"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."

"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."

"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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SIDNEY

First used in early 2009 in Victoria, Australia, this term is commonly used as a colloquial term in both a descriptive and derogatory fashion.

Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.

Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
SIDNEY is a term that can be used in the same fashion as, and in place of, the term Judas.

"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"

"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."

"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"

"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."

"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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meatlick

Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.

An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."

"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."

"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"

"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
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[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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Boob Cat

Boob- Australian street slang for jail.

Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.

BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
"That Hamill character is a flat-out boob cat! He used to get his toes sucked flat out by Jamie, and used to get visited by his gay mate the high school principal."

"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
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DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.

Please see fucktown for a further description
"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."

"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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FUCKTOWN

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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