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A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the GRIGGSY mug.An acronym, C.O.A.T stands for Cunt Of A Thing.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
"That Candace is a fair-dinkum COAT, isn't she Bryce!"
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the COAT mug.A bastardised application of the word boss, when pronounced with a strong South African accent.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
Maggot- "Jesus Bryce, stop being a difficult arsehole for fucks sake!"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the BAAS mug.First used in early 2009 in Victoria, Australia, this term is commonly used as a colloquial term in both a descriptive and derogatory fashion.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
SIDNEY is a term that can be used in the same fashion as, and in place of, the term Judas.
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the SIDNEY mug.The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the The Bryce mug.Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
Get the meatlick mug.Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.
This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."
"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."
"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."
"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
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