k-dog's definitions

Sleepcum

The sleepy feeling you get when you have just blown a load or orgasmed.

"Yeah after I wanked off I got tired and had to sleepcum"

by K-dog July 4, 2016

Richard Dawson Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

by K-DOG June 25, 2014

Hagina

A horizontal vagina. Very common in women of asian origin.

Hey, that chinklet has a hagina!

by K-Dog November 10, 2003