justin's definitions

crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.

"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"

by Justin April 11, 2005

AB

Acronym for Adult Baby... see infantilism, adult baby

"Hey dude, why are you wearing a diaper and playing with that rattle?"
"Duhhh, cuz me is a AB 'toopid head!"
"Oh cool... do you need to be changed?"
"Cooooo" ^.^

by Justin May 13, 2005

thejusman1

(n).
1. A living God in the 21st century.
2. Used to refer to a person or thing that is the epitome of coolness.
3. Future ruler of the world and all its denizens.
4. Sexiest man alive, excluding all hermaphrodites.
5. Also goes by the name "Shinster" "Nitsuj" "Justerminator" and "Goatse giver."

Wow, that guy is so cool, he could be like thejusman1

by Justin July 10, 2003

liquid devil

Alcohol! Ethanol! Just another creative way to talk about your favorite extract.

yo, let's drink some liquid devil
...and fuck!!!

by justin July 29, 2004

knag

knag is gank in reverse. In essance it means to force somthing on sombody.

I got tired of carrying garbage around, so i knaged it to him.

by Justin October 24, 2004

Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

by Justin May 1, 2002

harry ballzaña

a tasty meal that is devoured by skanks and homosexuals.

Hey baby! Would you like a kiss or how bout a harry ballzaña?

by justin March 20, 2003