Definitions by junkyard prince

waffy 

See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.

Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?

waffy by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

waff 

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)

WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.

waff by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

homie please 

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.

Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.

homie please by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

goats 

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

goats by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

Muslimland 

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

Muslimland by junkyard prince October 15, 2003

your mother's face 

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

your mother's face by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

penismobile 

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

penismobile by junkyard prince October 14, 2003