junkyard prince's definitions

lingua franca

A commonly used language in a particular region.

English could be considered the lingua franca of the Internet, because it is on the majority of websites.

1337 5p34k has become the lingua franca of sorts of IRC and chat rooms.

by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

Muslimland

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

by junkyard prince October 15, 2003

Daumbass

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.

"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"

by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

homie please

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.

Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

waffy

See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.

Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

madskillz

Variant of "mad skills", used by someone who has just pulled off something intensely difficult or seemingly impossible -- by way of their immense skills at the task.

"d00d i shot off this guy's balls"
"you can't do that in counter-strike"
"CUZ I GOTS TEH MADSKILLZ"

by junkyard prince October 10, 2003