juice puppy's definitions

jobah

a universal term used to replace any noun or verb

a)"Gimme the jobah."
b)"I got the jobah from my girl last night."

by juice puppy April 13, 2006

garbage rash

a nasty rash that occurs when one wipes their ass in the wrong direction, smearing feces on their genitals.

My grandmother would always remind me to wipe from front to back so I wouldn't get the garbage rash.

by juice puppy September 21, 2004

juice pass

required for the attainment of Juice Puppy staus

"Darvin's reign as Juice Puppy has finally come to an end...his juice pass has been revoked."

by juice puppy September 16, 2004

scabs

a name representing that of the menstrual period of a female

Q:"Did you guys bone down last night?"
A:"Nah, we couldn't do it. My girl's got the scabs."

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

Juice Puppy

a dope ass name given to the hardest member of a crew.

"Now that Malcom's dead, it looks like I'm being promoted to Juice Puppy status.

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

gallop

to sex it up with a fat ass bitch.

When I gallop, I don't know whether I'm hittin the flap or the pudding.

by juice puppy September 13, 2004