Instead of "What the fuck", it's "What the dick". Used to express surprise, anger, and other such emotions.
When i failed my calculus test and my friend laughed I was like dude WTD
Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"