67 definitions by jr

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 12, 2004

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by jr December 3, 2003

Meganne R

Meganne R is funny, sweet, nice, and i cant get her out of my head. I still love her with all my heart, even after so long.

I Still love Meganne, even after this long

by jr January 20, 2005

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.

When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.

by jr December 25, 2002

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 12, 2004

chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 12, 2004

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by jr January 7, 2005