the working dead

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.

Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.

by jpg3 November 20, 2011

disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 05, 2011

sassbacker

When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.

After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."

by jpg3 August 25, 2010

nosecicles

Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.

People shoveling snow need to watch out for nosecicles.

by jpg3 February 15, 2015

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

by jpg3 November 27, 2014

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011