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An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.
DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.
by jpg3 October 16, 2011
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Get the ftft mug.When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".
by jpg3 August 14, 2010
Get the prebaldy do mug.The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.
When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."
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Get the sourcasm mug.A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.
by jpg3 December 1, 2011
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