Definitions by jpg3

daddysboy

Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

daddysboy by jpg3 November 2, 2011

snowphobia 

The dread or fear of snow.

As the first frosty fluffy flakes began to fall out of the sky everyone suffering from snowphobia hurried indoors

snowphobia by jpg3 November 2, 2011

absorbmooch 

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

absorbmooch by jpg3 November 1, 2011

F-factor 

The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.

Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.

F-factor by jpg3 November 1, 2011

unmotivateable 

A situation where someone is not going to do anything at anytime for any reason despite numerous efforts of encouragement from others.

Repeat requests by both parents were ignored and their offspring remained unmotivateable.

unmotivateable by jpg3 October 31, 2011

selfpossessed 

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

selfpossessed by jpg3 October 30, 2011

disbeliever 

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

disbeliever by jpg3 October 30, 2011