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zomvirus

A contagious virus that can reanimate the corpse of a dead human. The virus creates a mindless, fearless, dangerous enemy that will attack anything alive. The virus is fatal to a living person and is transmitted via any type of contact with an infected undead body, aka zombie.

An outbreak of a contagious desease known as the zomvirus could threaten the existance of humankind.

by jpg3 November 13, 2011

dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.

When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.

by jpg3 August 5, 2010

stepsucker

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.

After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"

by jpg3 August 9, 2010

step-mom

Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.

A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."

by jpg3 May 30, 2011

sassbacker

When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.

After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."

by jpg3 August 25, 2010

internetland

A wonderful place people can go to and get lost in while getting away from everyday shit.

Fuck this mess, I"m going to visit internetland.

by jpg3 July 12, 2015

the eats

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

by jpg3 December 22, 2013