josh's definitions

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

tweener

A person between punk and prep
see poser

dude, that one dude over there is such a tweener

by Josh November 30, 2003

ah um

It is slang for 'i am'.

You:You going out tonight?
Me:ah um

by Josh July 26, 2003

grep

To find a pattern in a given input.

grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."

by Josh January 17, 2003

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

dashdancing

Dashdancing (or DD) is a term usually referring to an advanced technique in SSBM in which the player jams his or her joystick left and right to make the character on screen dash left and right in place. This speeds up the time in which it takes to dash and also plays mind tricks with the opponent in guessing when you will strike.

Captain Falcon has arguably the best dashdance in the game with his long legs and racing speed.

by Josh March 30, 2005

yourmum

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"

by Josh March 13, 2003