snapple-fuck

a fuck who fiends off of other people's juuls/anything
"Reed you snapple-fuck, you schmacked my only pod"
by jordy shit September 09, 2018
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colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama
"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"
by jordy shit September 09, 2018
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plush

adj. exotic or ethnic in some way
"Jordan, you plush ass cunt sandwich!"
by jordy shit September 09, 2018
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