jon's definitions

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004

resphidiouso

a resphidiouso is someone with the last name curtis and is pro at just about everything they do. this person is more pro than any of the other pros though so he can not be fucked with. often times this person drives a blue 88 dodge caravan.

damn that bitch is such a resphidiouso

by jon April 8, 2004

MNI

The greatest fucking site ever!

I love muggle net interactive

by jon April 12, 2004

siena

Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."

"Wow you chug your whiskey like Siena!"

by Jon April 13, 2004

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 13, 2004

semit

Part of an ancient race philosophy where semits correspond to arabs. So you could pretty much say Ariel Sharon is an anti-semit.

Part of the same philosophy Hitler used for his arian ideas, and therefore complete utter bullshit.

Semit does not mean jew, ok?

by Jon April 16, 2004

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004