jon's definitions

fucking champ

adj. really fucking awesome.

"Dude, this burrito is so fucking champ."

by Jon February 17, 2004

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 8, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

by Jon October 9, 2004

math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.

mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.

by jon May 1, 2004

axx

access

Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box.

"Do you have axx on that b0x?"

by jon January 1, 2004