jojo's definitions

Makenzie

She is typically a large snob who thinks she is above every body else. She is one of the most popular people you will ever meet. You can see her on the runway and all over the internet.

Wow, look at her. She is so snotty and popular. She must be a Makenzie.

by JOjo December 18, 2014

Bhanchod

A sister fucker

If you fuck your sister, your a bhanchod.

by jojo November 27, 2003

C.A.P.

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.

OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!

by JoJo May 13, 2005

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

james standen

a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2 me

he ahs dislocated his shoulder and is out ov fotti 4 a month or 2

by jojo July 26, 2004

angelic

Of ethereal beauty; extremely beautiful; usually referring young girl with perfect features, blond hair and light eyes.

Karen is angelically beautiful.

by jojo November 30, 2004

khan

the leader of a clan in the fictional universe of battletech.

My khan, we have 3 enemy Summoners at 320

by jojo June 21, 2006