Earthlink

An obvious POS that does nothing good whatsoever for dial-up customers.
Hmm...you suck...or do you have Earthlink?
by Jojo May 20, 2004
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gallop

a gallop is a piece of metal which normally gets stuck up the mindge and inplaces hairs and can also be as green grilslers or beef quif.
"oh cool man i just found a gallop, dont touch it it could have been up your mums wrinkle nest"
by jojo February 28, 2005
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square

A way of picking a fight with somebody.
by Jojo June 20, 2004
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dirty pickle

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
The man and woman had to shower intensely after they both did the dirty pickle.
by jojo March 04, 2004
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britney spears

a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.
Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.
by JOJO February 27, 2005
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phome

a means of communication. You just punch in da numba and ya call up a friend.
Did I get any phome calls today?
by Jojo July 19, 2003
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Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.
by jojo August 14, 2003
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