chav

worse than Sars

comon enn! arrrr nok u awwt

by johnny October 29, 2003

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by Johnny December 08, 2003

yammo

A prostitute's gold tooth, according to a few I've heard. Not sure if it is really a widespread term.

"Look at the Yammo on that fuckin prostitute! She needs to go to the dentist"

by Johnny April 02, 2005

cuzzy

A close cousin who will always be by your side, even in difficult times.

No example is needed because no one will use this term ever.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

shugh

A bog; waterlogged ground. (N. Ireland)

It rained so much last summer that the back garden was one big shugh, hey.

by Johnny April 01, 2003

rajuabju

A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.

RajuAbju, the girls want j00!

by Johnny February 25, 2004

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004