Definitions by johnny

haus 

someone who is cocky, big and strong

mickey is gay!

haus by johnny June 1, 2004

yuvika

sometimes known as a tool, othertimes known as smelly

plumber's tool; hot chick; ree-ree

yuvika by johnny May 25, 2004

Schlumpkin 

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

Schlumpkin by Johnny May 18, 2004

Chiblexican

A person of Chinese Black and Mexican background.

Wow, look at all the Chiblexicans.

Chiblexican by Johnny April 30, 2004

firm delicious 

1. adj. meaning better than the best, originally used to describe eating an uncooked gas station burrito
2. the name of a band that existed between 2002-2004 in central Illinois

"Man, I saw the Quannum tour last weekend. That shit was the firm delicous!"

firm delicious by Johnny April 22, 2004

shitspoon face 

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

damjana by Johnny March 27, 2004