104 definitions by johnny

University of Waterloo

If you ain't here for Engineering, Math, or accounting, you're wasting your money.

I go to Uwaterloo for Planning....
I go to Uwaterloo for Enivorment and business....
I go to Uwaterloo for civil engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for environmental engineering....
I go to Uwaterloo for Math & Business (not double degree)
I go to Uwaterloo for arts.
I go to Uwaterloo for applied health studies.

You are wasting your money.

by johnny January 8, 2005

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by johnny March 2, 2004

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by johnny November 17, 2004

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by johnny March 13, 2004

Hamam

The biggest Pimp you can find on your block

Yo, look at that Hamam, you know hes just about to beat that biatch

by johnny March 19, 2003

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by johnny July 23, 2003

bot

A program that performs actions in a chat room, e.g. kick people out when they use profanity.

I got booted by the bot!
Damn porn bots!
Kill the bot!

by johnny May 19, 2003