Definitions by johnatron

Smithy

Someone who poses with toes pointing into eachother in a photo and looks like they have a severe case of rickets

Guy 1: Bro your stance looks retarded, are you a smithy?
Smithy: ye

Smithy by johnatron January 4, 2026

Someone who believes in Beibhin Cox as the almighty god, people typically turn to this religion when their lives are falling apart e.g. lolcows

Person: Hey douche what’s your religion?
Chud: oh yeah I’m a Bevanist

Bevanist by johnatron December 21, 2025