" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted
by John Gaskell April 01, 2004
A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell April 01, 2004
The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through
LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
by John Gaskell March 08, 2004
A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat
by John Gaskell May 14, 2005
A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
by John Gaskell April 08, 2004
by John Gaskell March 07, 2004