john gaskell's definitions

Getting Off

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.

" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "

by John Gaskell May 4, 2004

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

Dirts

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 5, 2004

the fatties

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

silky's

A pair of skin-tight silk track suit bottoms usually with 1 or 2 bold stripes running down each side. Common in area's such as Middlesborough or Flintshire etc.

" fuck me arrr kid, these silks are TOO fuckin tight, do ye wan em?"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Sledging

To protrude your jaw outwards whilst rolling your eyes back into your head. Common in hot/humid nightclubs were a lot of people are dancing on Ecstasy.
also: gurn

" eh lad!! pick your fuckin jaw up off the deck and lets get to fuck, I'm fuckin hot as"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004