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Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "
by John Gaskell September 17, 2005
Get the Up the fartermug. " I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "
by John Gaskell April 29, 2004
Get the Skragmug. by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
Get the the fattiesmug. " I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
Get the Guttedmug. A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
Get the Lamp The Stinkermug. A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
Get the Gettin' Intomug. " I feel absolutley fuckin hurt off the Lou Reed, I've been up for 2 days and I'm goin to get pissed up just so I can sleep for a bit, are you coming the Gauntlet? "
by John Gaskell March 8, 2004
Get the Lou Reedmug.