Definitions by john gaskell

Dirts 

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

Dirts by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

Getting Off 

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.

" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "

Getting Off by John Gaskell May 4, 2004

Skrag 

A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.

" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "

Skrag by John Gaskell April 29, 2004

Bang Out 

A Phrase meaning to punch someone, to Bang Out.

" if you don't shut ye fuckin Grid in the next 2 seconds I'm gonna fuckin Bang you Out! "

Bang Out by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Bluey 

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.

" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "

Bluey by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

TittleCocks 

A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.

RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "

TittleCocks by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Poncified 

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

Poncified by John Gaskell April 8, 2004