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Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.
" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "
by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
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A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through
LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
by John Gaskell March 8, 2004
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Poncified

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Bluey

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.
" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Cagney

A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat
" If only the slut had a better lookin Cagney I'd cowp her, she's got a lovely body "
by John Gaskell May 15, 2005
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Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.
" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Nice & Laughin'

A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs
" I'm was out all weekend with that Tax Rebate money, fanny everywhere. Nice & Laughin'!! "
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
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