john Detlor's definitions

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .

Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth

by John Detlor June 13, 2007

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.

Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

Mcnabbed

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.

" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "

by John Detlor November 1, 2008

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

hurm

Can be used in many many ways in place of fuck usually

1. Are you hurming with me?
2. What the Hurm are you talking about?
3. Stop hurming around
4. Why the Hurm would you do that?

by John Detlor May 22, 2007