hurm

Can be used in many many ways in place of fuck usually
1. Are you hurming with me?
2. What the Hurm are you talking about?
3. Stop hurming around
4. Why the Hurm would you do that?
by John Detlor May 07, 2007
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The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
by john Detlor March 20, 2009
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Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.
Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout
by John Detlor May 07, 2007
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The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 20, 2009
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Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 17, 2009
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Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."
by John Detlor September 11, 2008
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