john Detlor's definitions

Newtingdis

Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english

See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

hurm

Can be used in many many ways in place of fuck usually

1. Are you hurming with me?
2. What the Hurm are you talking about?
3. Stop hurming around
4. Why the Hurm would you do that?

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

frosty box

A bitchy ass girl who is mean to everyone. The term comes from the fact that this girl is so cold hearted that there is likely frost on her pum pum

Hey mel, stop yellin already you fuckin frosty box

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.

Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

by John Detlor March 20, 2009