john Detlor's definitions

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .

Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth

by John Detlor June 13, 2007

Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

by John Detlor March 16, 2009

The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.

This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.

by john Detlor March 20, 2009

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

by John Detlor March 20, 2009

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.

Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !

by John Detlor March 13, 2009