mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 05, 2003

bizo

Fag.

You're a bizo.

by John August 01, 2003

Goa'uld

Executives of the RIAA.

The false gods are suing Viriginia Tech!

by John May 01, 2004

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003