john's definitions

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004

Drunken Master

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.

Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.

by john September 18, 2003

D-Ripe

They Action of Taking a Ripe consisting of Weed and Clove tobbacco.

The faggot Sil took a D-ripe

by John December 3, 2003

Lipids

Lipids simply means fat, or an overweight person.

Man, that girl sure has MAJOR lipids!

by John November 23, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 8, 2004

Ike

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

by John September 15, 2004