john's definitions

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice

hey dude lets fly to the spoon

by john May 22, 2003

Taste the rainbow

Act of eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Unable to control his blood fetish gary tasted sally's rainbow.

by John March 17, 2005

indian giver

A person who gives someone something, then wants it back!

Knoller loves to be an indian giver.

by John January 24, 2005

alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.

War Damn Eagle!!

by John April 6, 2004

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003