john's definitions

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

of the hizzle

of the hook

of the hizzle fo' shizzle

by John August 5, 2003

axe wound

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

by John December 25, 2002

muymuy

little sister in the chinese language

Mica is a muymuy. Her name should be muymuy siwsiw

by john February 26, 2005

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004