john's definitions

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

ignorance

Cypres H.

wow, look at that ignorce talking over there

by John May 23, 2004

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

wonchon

sexy stud

man, im a wonchon!

by John April 1, 2003

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

gordon cheng

to be or to resemble a panty sniffer; one who sniffs panties all day while playing with his wang

Damn is that a gordon cheng?

My god, he's doing a gordon cheng

by john November 10, 2004