john's definitions

Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

by John October 18, 2003

media

Democratic loosers' who whine and cry because the Republican's are ALWAYS right.Moron's.

NBC-Television. ABC-Television. CBS-Television; Dan Rather

by John December 16, 2004

leaderoner

1) A person who gives the impression of false emotion. A.K.A. cock tease.
2) A person who rules or bosses others. A.K.A. forcer.

1) That is a leaderoner, she lead me to believe that she liked me!
2) Diana is a leaderoner.

by John June 13, 2004

Jeep

Verb. To place in a jeep whilst headbanging to Spice Girls.

"I'm going to Jeep my genitals"

by John September 16, 2004

hazarl

A man who is confused with his life, lossed, dead, people who change their names for no reason, wishes he were a woman.

Im a hazarl
That girl likes a hazarl.
Man Im glad I aint a hazarl

by John March 15, 2005

buckleys mom

The hottest milf to ever walk the earth.

Dude! did u see her? shes a buckleys mom

by John January 2, 2005

type r

A trim line of Honda cars with a highly tuned engine and suspension. Unfortunately, made into a mockery by dumbass ricers who stick Type-R stickers on their Civic DX and Mustang rednecks who are ignorant concerning any car related technology past 1975.

The only true Type-R released in the United States was the Integra Type-R. The line is still sold overseas.

Redneck 1: Billy Bob, check out that there Civic Type-R!
Redneck 2: Ding dang, lets go's show that there rice-boy whats true 'merican muscle bout.

by John September 1, 2004