schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 13, 2003

dude

refering to someone as a infected hair on an elephants butt

ura dude

by john December 13, 2003

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 11, 2004

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.

1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"

by John February 02, 2004

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

(adj.) Lag city

The online game you are playing in is way to laggy.

Man, this game game is lag city..

by john December 18, 2004