40 definitions by john wesley
A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
by john wesley February 10, 2008
by john wesley February 10, 2008
Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.
Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.
She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.
She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.
by john wesley February 9, 2008
Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.
You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by john wesley February 11, 2008
The condition of two (or possibly more) straight girls who make out for the hell of it. When alcohol is involved it may also be referred to as Bar Bisexual.
When the monkey force gets together, there is sure to be at least one instance of recreational lesbianism.
by john wesley February 10, 2008