joecoolthefool's definitions
Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet
by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016
Get the Flintstone feetmug. The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.
These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv
by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014
Get the Titty-butt tvmug. The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
Get the Crapper cripplemug. A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
Get the pornstar delusionmug. A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018
Get the hero’s journeymug. The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint
by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017
Get the Beer dewmug. by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019
Get the shriekquelmug.