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Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint
Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.
by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017
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kumbayaism

The near cult-like devotion by the media and elites to the idea that all Americans must come together and think alike on social, political and economic issues. kumbaya, religion, cult, devotion, obsession, fixation, mainstream media
I get tired of the media's obsession with kumbayaism. What's that Pete?! They push this idea that we all have to come together and think the same way on the role of government.
by joecoolthefool August 25, 2017
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pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump
There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.
by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017
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hero’s journey

A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018
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carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer
I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.
by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018
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gunpop

Repeatedly firing off your gun to celebrate. Plural is gunpopping. gun, shot, fire, celebrate, party, multiple shots, full autommatic, weapon, shoot
The wedding was awesome , I loved how all of the guys got together and did a mass gunpop to celebrate.
by joecoolthefool October 20, 2018
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Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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