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Trumpsgiving

Trump fans, especially the CEOs and investors who benefit from the $1.3 trillion Trump tax cuts, celebrate each day that Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Trumpestuous, Trumped up, Trump trounce, Trumper, Donald Trump, the Orange King, make America great again, Trumpnado, Trump bump, Trumpism, Trump army, Trumpkins, 45, Trumpestuous, Trump army, Thanksgiving, tax cuts, Trump tax cuts, super rich
Thanks to the $1.3 trillion Trump tax cuts, everyday is Trumpsgiving for my company!
by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018
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Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight
Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!
by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone
I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!
by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018
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Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump
Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.
by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018
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whitefishing

A person with dark skin who uses bleaching cream or has a dermatologist bleach their skin to look more European. It is often done because of the social stigma created by slavery and colonialism that people with dark skin are not as good as people with light skin. blackfishing, racism, discrimination, bigotry, biased, dark skin, colored, people of color, European, white, African, Caucasian, media, social media, on-line, international, white people
It is sad to see so many cases of whitefishing on the internet and the feelings of inferiority it creates among people of color.
by joecoolthefool December 6, 2018
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Trumpinocchio

The language of President Trump where exaggeration, accusations, deflection and most importantly lies are used to address any political or personal issue with regard to the President. It drives the mainstream media nuts, but it’s effective for almost any problem in DC. Trump, the Orange King, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump army, 45, The Apprentice, You’re Fired, President Trump, Trumpnado, Trump armor, The Wall, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump, Trumped up, language, lying, deception, Winning, Melania Trump, Trump bump, Trump trounce, make America great again, DC swamp, Trumpspeak
I loved how President Trump is never afraid to speak Trumpinocchio to the press whenever he gets in a bind.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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