joecoolthefool's definitions

Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Waking the dead

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel

On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

overhelp

Verb: Trying to assist someone to the point that the person feels that you are interfering in their life. Also overhelping and overhelped.
Noun: overhelper
help, helping, helper, assist, help out, friend, buddy, pal, assistant, interfere, take over, ruin, mess up, screw up

I tried to bake some of the food for my mother, but I burned most of it by accident. You tried to overhelp, but it was the thought that counts.

by joecoolthefool September 4, 2016

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Scooby snacks

A secret code that to those who are unaware means eating junk food or a reference to the cookies in the popular cartoon, but to those who use marijuana, it means to smoke a blunt. marijuana, 4/20, 420, blunt, Mary Jane, weed, smoke a blunt, smoke weed, Snoop Dogg, doobie, ganja, reefer, roach, cannabis, grass, bong

Tristan, are you indulging in some scooby snacks at the party tonight? Brian, what are you talking about, I told you I'm going to eat before I go! Tristan just nodded, he knew Brian understood what he was talking about.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Trumpestuous

1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak

The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016