Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!
by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022

by joe s. krakowski February 04, 2020

person 1: 'dude i was over at my femboyfriend's place last night, he squirted a gallon of boy broth all over my face'
person 2: 'why are you like this'
person 2: 'why are you like this'
by joe s. krakowski January 07, 2025

Person 1: Haha jerkass, you lost the bet, change your pfp to the sus trash can!
Person 2: Dammit, I made it this far without getting trashcanned and I threw it all away.
Person 2: Dammit, I made it this far without getting trashcanned and I threw it all away.
by joe s. krakowski July 11, 2021

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.
"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022

by joe s. krakowski January 21, 2020
