5 definitions by joe s. krakowski

Little Kelly

A youtube channel that lukes seem to like

Person 1: Eyy where luke at
Person 2: Ah hes off watching some fuckin little kelly

by joe s. krakowski January 21, 2020

Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 16, 2022

Deeply Closeted

A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay

Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!

by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022

Trashcanned

When someone forces you to change your profile picture to the trash can that looks like amogus

Person 1: Haha jerkass, you lost the bet, change your pfp to the sus trash can!
Person 2: Dammit, I made it this far without getting trashcanned and I threw it all away.

by joe s. krakowski July 12, 2021

Bozo Quartet

The best damn band on Rock Band 2

dude 1: Bozo quartet at my house!
dude 2: Dude i gotta get my guitar dude

by joe s. krakowski February 5, 2020