A boy who hits puberty way to young, and resembles a grown man by the seventh grade, who wears a taped pair of glasses and trips on him self often.
Hey you see that duffas over there trying to pick up on that chick, I bet he'll lose his balence in five seconds, lol!
by joe May 18, 2004
Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".
muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111
by Joe August 30, 2004
a fat beast who looks normal from behind, but when he turns sideways ladies faint n babies cry. has no sense of logic, and when people logically rape him(which is often), he throws a hissy fit. wishes he would walk without shaking the ground
mcgoldrick is a waste of life
by joe March 18, 2005
by Joe August 28, 2004
if bush gets reelected, i'm moving to canada.
bush is such a dumbshit i cannot believe he properly knows how to breath in his sleep.
bush is such a dumbshit i cannot believe he properly knows how to breath in his sleep.
by Joe November 25, 2006
Also look up Mithrandir
by Joe October 03, 2004