joe 's definitions

ooit

1. A word/sound used to make anything your doing 10 times better

2. A song or beat made in Mr. Lamantia's class that pisses him off

1. When we go to the mall me and nick always ooit as loud as we can

2. "stop doing them damn ooit's" said mr lamantia

by joe March 29, 2004

Mazapple

unstoppable or un ending

shit i got mazapple diarrhea

by joe July 12, 2003

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 16, 2003

zlaccu

Sweat Of The Cunt

Il Alla madonna x riha ta zlaccu andek il lejla pajs!

by Joe October 8, 2003

fizzbonged

to be really stoned
(usually when using a bong)

Dude, I am so fizzbonged

by Joe July 30, 2004

war

Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.

Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.

by Joe September 14, 2003

swundle

A sweaty grundle. see grundle

"My swundle is gettin' sticky"

by Joe July 19, 2003