joe's definitions

jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.

"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."

by joe May 1, 2004

troll beaver

Refering to a short woman's vagina

She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.

by Joe July 3, 2003

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

bleeotch

what snoop dogg uses to clean his laundry with

by Joe June 14, 2003

mustang

1. Muscle car whose body really only needs to be modified from the back as that is all people will ever see, unless it's parked.

2. Extremely reliable car.

3. Car whose tuners actually make them look and operate better than they bought them.

1. Man that Mustang has awesome taillights. I wish I could catch up to see what the front looks like.

2. I've owned two Mustangs: a '68 with 150,000+ miles on it, and a '98 with 93,000 currently. Both ran fine. Found on Road Dead? Nope. Sorry.

3. Man that Saleen looks sweet.
Let's race it with my Accord. Cool, they're biting.
Shit, dude I think the transmission is broke.
Pull over.
The Saleen was nearly gone by that point.
- transcript from an actual video

by joe January 5, 2005

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?

"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"

by JOE July 23, 2004