qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 05, 2004

gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

by Joe April 22, 2005

gravy

What true italians call tomato sauce

(nonna):"Ehhh peppino, getta you hands outta my garvy!"

(peppino): "Nonna i just want a meatball! damn!.....Sorry i didn't mean
to swear, no dont hit me with the spoon!!!!"

by joe January 18, 2005

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe August 15, 2005