joce's definitions
“Heartpurp is super cool”
by Joce September 4, 2021
Get the heartpurpmug. 
a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her
this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.
by joce November 10, 2002
Get the beer gogglesmug. the word that boyfriends use way to frequently in descriptions involving: how they feel, how you treat them, and how things work
how are you feeling right now?
-shitty
what do you want to talk about>?
-how shitty things are
what about this cd?
-its shitty
-shitty
what do you want to talk about>?
-how shitty things are
what about this cd?
-its shitty
by joce November 9, 2002
Get the shittymug. 
it was the best tittie fucking session ever, so i couldnt settle for the pearl necklace, i had to give her the money shot
by joce November 8, 2002
Get the money shotmug.