Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.

"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".

by jobflobadobYob November 09, 2010

Stink mop

When you and a few others urinate into a bucket, then soak two mops in the urine filled bucket and whack each other with the mops until your opponent either passes out, gets knocked out quits.

my friends and i played stink mop yesterday. it was disgusting

by jobflobadobYob September 26, 2010

Snag roll

an Australian slang for sausage roll although no Australians use this word.........yet..

guy walks into a shop: Chuck us a snag roll will ya mate

confused shopkeeper: errr........what?

guy: what are ya fuckin deaf....get me a sausage roll before i snap ya

by jobflobadobYob October 10, 2010

Robert Palmer

An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.

if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.

by jobflobadobYob November 21, 2010

Eilf

Acronym meaning Ewok id like to fuck

guy 1: dam that's one hot Ewok

guy 2: Dude that's a Eilf

by jobflobadobYob December 02, 2010

1994

the year music officially died.

Kurt Cobain died in 1994 and Justin Bieber was born in 1994.

I was born in may of 1994.

by jobflobadobYob December 03, 2010

like whore

when someone likes everything on facebook to get attention. they constantly spam your news feed with all the stupid pages they like. they also like everyone's status to get even more attention.

like whores piss me off

by jobflobadobYob December 03, 2010