boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the boob tubemug.

Portagee

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.
Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Portageemug.

a-rab

A person from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Lybia, Yemen, or other country in that region.
I stopped in Mecca to see what was there. All that I saw was A-rabs.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the a-rabmug.

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.
Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Portable Parking Lotmug.

Okie Stomp Bar

A business establishment that serves alcoloic booze, plays country and western music, and caters to people who wear hats and shout YEE HAW indoors.
Ermal and Denny Joe went to their local Okie Stomp Bar for a beer and a fist fight. Actually, they had several beers and fist fights. "Hot damn!" drawled Ermal as he wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve, "this is more fun than a bucket o toad frogs!"
by Joao Bufamarillo May 29, 2005
mugGet the Okie Stomp Barmug.

Boston Tea Party

The very last time people in Massachusetts protested a tax.
Massachusetts people love taxes. The last time they said no to taxes was at the Boston Tea Party.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Boston Tea Partymug.

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.
Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the drain the toadmug.