rugby union

The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.
wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.
by JJ May 29, 2004
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Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).
I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."
by JJ July 27, 2003
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skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.
ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.
by JJ October 30, 2002
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mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards
Jerk: mmmmm mars bar
by jj September 28, 2003
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skydancer

Dawn is a skydancer
by JJ September 12, 2003
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meow

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Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.
Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.
by JJ January 24, 2004
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