jiujitsujack's definitions

wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again

Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

heebe jeebes

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get

I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

wally world

-What complete douche bags refer to walmart as

-The destination of the griswald family in in a classic movie that everyone should see

-Oh, i need to go to wally world. . . *gun fires*

"We're going to wally world kids"!!!

by jiujitsujack August 27, 2009

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

broshing

bro + bashing

-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.

-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad

-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them

-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!

"Dude you got a new hat!"

"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"

"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"

"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"

by jiujitsujack September 6, 2009

Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009