to walk into a bullet

To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"

Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation
Those noobs seem eager to walk into a bullet.
by Jimmybone D June 05, 2010
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ROTFWEP

1) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pie
2) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pizza

One of the many mock up versions of ROTFL.
dude1: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
dude2: ó_Ó?
dude1: Australia full of holes
dude2: rotfwep!!
by Jimmybone D June 17, 2009
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Basically means "I'm not implying anything, I'm just making an observation". Which of course doesn't mean that the person *isn't* in fact saying, i.e. implying.
Mitt Romney sure made a 180 on national healthcare... I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
by jimmybone d July 01, 2012
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unsee

Verb. To undo the act of seeing something; to erase the memory of having seen something, or otherwise reverse the effect of having seen something.
by Jimmybone D May 13, 2010
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EMS

EMS stands for following things:

1. Emergency Medical Service

2. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan

3. European Mathematical Society, Eastern Mountain Sports, Express Mail Service, Electro Medical Systems
1. EMS is a service in many countries providing acute care and transport to definitive care.

2. Stealing another Mangekyou sharingan from someone else unlocks the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.

3. EMS is the abbreviation of several services and organizations.
by jimmybone d May 30, 2008
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OIA

<dude1> Heard about the cop who baked pot brownies and called 911?
<dude2> oia
by Jimmybone D February 24, 2009
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benware

Benign/benevolent software. The opposite of malware (malicious/malevolent software). A piece of software that is not malware. Not to be confused with anti-malware, i.e. anti-virus tools and such.

Also note that malware may cause benware to become malware.
Firefox, Twitter, Photoshop, games... it's all benware.
by Jimmybone D June 23, 2010
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