jimmybone d's definitions

benware

Benign/benevolent software. The opposite of malware (malicious/malevolent software). A piece of software that is not malware. Not to be confused with anti-malware, i.e. anti-virus tools and such.

Also note that malware may cause benware to become malware.

Firefox, Twitter, Photoshop, games... it's all benware.

by Jimmybone D June 25, 2010

blbr

1. Bussi links bussi rechts (German),
meaning 'kiss left, kiss right'.

2. Bigelow Light Bulb Ring

Blbr light bulb rings disperse essential oils into the room.

by Jimmybone D February 23, 2009

ROTFWEP

1) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pie
2) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pizza

One of the many mock up versions of ROTFL.

dude1: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
dude2: ó_Ó?
dude1: Australia full of holes
dude2: rotfwep!!

by Jimmybone D June 18, 2009

JFK

John Fitzgerald Kennedy or JF Kennedy for short.
The 35th president of the United States. He was elected in 1961 and then assassinated in 1963.

New York International Airport is known as John F. Kennedy International Airport and it's referred to as JFK.

JFK was killed by Jack Ruby.

The JFK flight leaves at 6 PM.

by jimmybone d April 21, 2008

OIA

Only In America

<dude1> Heard about the cop who baked pot brownies and called 911?
<dude2> oia

by Jimmybone D February 24, 2009

lose one's cool

Not staying cool and in control. The opposite is to keep one's cool.

Don't lose your cool, man!

One will fail if one lose one's cool.

by jimmybone d May 27, 2008

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

by jimmybone D June 24, 2011