jimmybomm's definitions

fucken fucker

This is a more offensive way of calling someone of fucker. The person saying it is very angry and the person being called it has done or said something very stupid.

Oh my god man , I have told that fucken fucker over and over again not to do that but he keeps doing it. Now everything is all fucked up.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.

Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.

by jimmybomm June 22, 2021

minitini

This is a shot of vodka with a green olive in it.

chris: Hey man do you want to come over and have a minitini with me? larry: Sure but after the day I had I'm gonna need a few.

by jimmybomm July 6, 2021

vaginal pocket

Another name for woman's vagina.

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.

by jimmybomm February 22, 2021

headhoncho

This is a sex toy for men. He puts his cock in it and jerks off. It's supposed to feel like a real vagina.

I have used my headhoncho so much I wore it out. Until I find a woman I better get to the sex toy shop and get a new one.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

cozy canyon

A vagina and/or asshole. Its cozy because its so warm.

I can't wait to put my crank in that hot girls cozy canyon.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 5, 2020