ass stank

This is brought on by not washing your ass like you should.

Man the other night when I banged that hot chick she had some major ass stank. Now that I think about it maybe it was me!

by jimmybomm November 05, 2020

tipsy mcstagger

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.

Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.

by jimmybomm May 07, 2021

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 05, 2020

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 15, 2021

Because of covid

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

by jimmybomm December 03, 2020

crank sucker

Someone who sucks cocks.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

headhoncho

This is a sex toy for men. He puts his cock in it and jerks off. It's supposed to feel like a real vagina.

I have used my headhoncho so much I wore it out. Until I find a woman I better get to the sex toy shop and get a new one.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020