Definitions by jimmybomm

spud cock 

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

spud cock by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

where are you? 

If this is said numerous times in a day its because a persons partner doesn't trust where they are. They usually think their partner is cheating when in reality their partner is working their ass off to make money to have a comfortable life.

guy 1: Man can you believe my wife keeps calling me wanting to know where I'm at while I'm working? guy 2: What's up with that? guy 1: She has trust issues. I could care less about cheating. Seriously why would anyone want 2 women asking them " where are you?"

where are you? by jimmybomm June 1, 2020

jack kinoff 

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?

guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.

jack kinoff by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

covid heroes 

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.

Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.

covid heroes by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

cap me off 

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

cap me off by jimmybomm May 30, 2020

pigano face 

A person that looks like a pig. This person has a pig face and a pig nose.

Man check out that girl over there. She looks like miss piggy. She has a pigano face.

pigano face by jimmybomm May 21, 2020

pinwheeler 

Another name for a skinny marijuana cigarette. The same as a pinner. A poor excuse for a joint but if that's all you got then you will make it work and still have a smile on your face.

guy 1: Hey mike pass me that joint before you suck it all down. guy 2: It's all I had so I rolled a pinwheeler. guy 1: It's cool man. Thanks bro.

pinwheeler by jimmybomm May 20, 2020