jimmybomm's definitions

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

by jimmybomm August 4, 2020

parental uncircumcision

The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.

Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

sugar cave

A woman's sweet vagina.

I couldn't wait to get my tongue in her sweet sugar cave.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021

vaginal pocket

Another name for woman's vagina.

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.

by jimmybomm February 22, 2021

headhoncho

This is a sex toy for men. He puts his cock in it and jerks off. It's supposed to feel like a real vagina.

I have used my headhoncho so much I wore it out. Until I find a woman I better get to the sex toy shop and get a new one.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020