All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Guy 1: Hey bro are you going to john's cookout? Guy 2: I don't think so because he has been drinking. You know how much of a sweat neck he is when he gets a few in him. Guy:1 Yep. By the end of the night he will have a blister on his tongue from flapping so much.
by jimmybomm June 04, 2020
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 04, 2020
Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.
by jimmybomm October 09, 2020
This can mean two things. 1) A guy who talks a lot of shit but when it comes to backing up his words he runs and hides, or 2) A woman who has a giant pussy.
The girl I'm going out with tonight has a giant pussy and I will be fisting her later. She also has a boyfriend who is a giant pussy with a micro penis that couldn't even touch the sides.
by jimmybomm September 28, 2020
The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
by jimmybomm August 10, 2020