hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

by jimmybomm August 04, 2020

parental uncircumcision

The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.

Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

sugar cave

A woman's sweet vagina.

I couldn't wait to get my tongue in her sweet sugar cave.

by jimmybomm June 05, 2020

gum me bare

This is a porn movie in which a woman with no teeth sucks multiple cocks.

guy 1: Man did you see that porn" gum me bare"? guy 2: I sure did. I wish I was on the receiving end of that blowjob.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.

Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.

by jimmybomm June 22, 2021