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Definitions by jimmybomm

chronic yeller

This is someone who is unhappy in their mind so they yell and complain about everything. They wants others to be unhappy because it makes them feel better in their negative world.
I got home from work and now I have to listen to a chronic yeller. I wish I never got home.
chronic yeller by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

pants pussy 

This is when someone touches a girls pussy through their pants.
guy 1: Man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. Man you aint gonna get any pussy from her. guy 1: Really cuz the other night I got some pants pussy from her. guy 2: Wow your lucky.
pants pussy by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

crank sucker 

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
crank sucker by jimmybomm June 12, 2020

mental copulation 

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.
When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.
mental copulation by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

konga kongie 

This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.
guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.
konga kongie by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

tom thumb jr 

This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.
guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.
tom thumb jr by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

sticky ass 

When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.
guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.
sticky ass by jimmybomm June 9, 2020