Definitions by jimmybomm

Life before covid 

For some, life before covid was going good. Then the covid 19 virus overtook the world and everyone on the planet had their lives change. No sense in looking back we just have to look forward and work together to help others. There is no separate race, we're all part of "THE HUMAN RACE".

Life before covid is in the past. Lets all just love one another and make the future of world a better place to live. That's what God wants.

Life before covid by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Because of covid 

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

Because of covid by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shoo foot

The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.

Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.

shoo foot by jimmybomm November 30, 2020

jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

jettied by jimmybomm November 12, 2020

shit smudge 

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

shit smudge by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

covids 

These are the people who walk around not knowing they have the covid 19 virus and not wearing a mask spreading the virus to others. They are selfish and just don't care about others.

Wow look at all those covids in the store. I think I'll go shopping elsewhere.

covids by jimmybomm November 5, 2020

ass stank 

This is brought on by not washing your ass like you should.

Man the other night when I banged that hot chick she had some major ass stank. Now that I think about it maybe it was me!

ass stank by jimmybomm November 5, 2020