by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).
"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"
by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008
The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.
Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"
Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008