Geffy

A really lame teddy bear that sells for $14.
Dude, I bought that bitch a $100 gift certificate to Amazon and all she got me was a lousy Geffy!
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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dick clique

A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).
"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"
by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008
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kneegina

The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
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tuck box

1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.

2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.

3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?

Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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fratty

The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.

Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"

Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009
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mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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