by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.
Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.
2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).
"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"
by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008