A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the Smackwitchmug. Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the gaawwddaaamnitmug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the boatloadmug. "Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug. by Jim Inman August 18, 2006
Get the blow a smoke ringmug. "Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the shitweaselmug.