jim inman's definitions

has her back

"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.

"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."

" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.

Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

scratch

Tattoos, especially old school prison tats.

Holmes, did you see the "Folsom Prison scratch" on that old biker? It was the shit!

by Jim Inman August 24, 2006

Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

fang faced

A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.

That fang faced bagwitch rode-off on my rockhopper!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006