stupid loud

Something so loud that defies any sort of good explanation as to why it has to be that loud.

The term can can be used in a couple of situations with different connotations:

1. When someone or something is very loud when they/it does not need to be. Similar to needlessly loud.

2. To describe a thing that naturally has a very, very high decibel level.
1. SHUTUP! You're talking so stupid loud that I can't even think!

1a. Why do you have the TV on so stupid loud? You can hear it from across the damn street!

2. Holy shit, lightning struck the tree in our yard last night and the thunder was stupid loud!
by Jim Fear April 26, 2009
mugGet the stupid loudmug.

cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.
OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!
by Jim Fear April 17, 2009
mugGet the cave cricketmug.

destructoporn

Any visual medium depicting the destruction of something for the sake of exploiting the situation rather than documenting it.
Stop taking photos of Astroland Amusement Park being dismantled; it's just destructoporn!
by Jim Fear April 06, 2009
mugGet the destructopornmug.

Methodus Toolz

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.
JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!
by Jim Fear April 23, 2009
mugGet the Methodus Toolzmug.

{

1. A left brace.

2. A curvy ass bracket.

3. A character you never use unless making a smiley.

4. A character that will fuck everything up if you leave it out of a CSS document.

5. Alfred Hitchcock's outline looking left
1. { (what the fuck is there to say?)

2. { { { { (look at it shimmer...)

3. :-{ = worried! ({}) = look it up

4. div.jim background: #fff;} (fucked it up; no '{' in front of 'background'!)

5. "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." {
by Jim Fear April 24, 2009
mugGet the {mug.

Shako

Short for the "Harlequin Crest," a unique item in Diablo II. The term 'shako' comes from the name of its base item, a shako helm (elite quality cap.)

The stats are in the previous definition.
Aw shit! I got tricked by the Shako bait and switch trade! Should have known...
by Jim Fear April 29, 2009
mugGet the Shakomug.

snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.
Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!
by Jim Fear May 27, 2010
mugGet the snorgtees chickmug.